hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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