That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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