Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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