Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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