just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
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I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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