he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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