my mouth tastes like poor choices
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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