He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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