I showed him my bush... on skype.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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