so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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