glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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