He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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