I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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