But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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