bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
false alarm, still single
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