i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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