More tranny stories later!
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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