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i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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