maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I need water and some morals
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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