Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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