if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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