i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
whose parrot is this?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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