If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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