Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
