just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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