hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We are two peas in an std pod
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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