Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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