I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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