so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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