i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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