Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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