Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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