So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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