with your own penis?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
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New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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