he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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