But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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