As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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