Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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