therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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