People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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