We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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