"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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