I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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