That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
We are all done wearing pants today
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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