Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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