she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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