I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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