she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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