she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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what are you doing with your life
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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