did you get engaged???
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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