It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
love makes seman taste better
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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