We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we made out on top of his cat.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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