I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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