My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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