Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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